Week Seven – Scores & Standings

SCORES

Crusading Croziers 17.75, Zealous Zucchettos 12

Mighty Mitres 1, Heresy Hunters 0 (DNP*)

STANDINGS

EASTERN CONFERENCE
WINS LOSSES TIES POINTS SCORE
CROZIERS 6 1 0 12 157.25
ACOLYTES 4 2 0 8 89
ZUCCHETTOS 0 6 0 0 39.75
WESTERN CONFERENCE
WINS LOSSES TIES POINTS SCORE
HIERARCHS 4 2 0 8 49
HUNTERS 3 3 0 6 102
MITRES 2 5 0 4 27

WEEK EIGHT SCHEDULE

Heresy Hunters v. Rocky Mountain Hierarchs

Zealous Zucchettos v. Amazing Acolytes

Crusading Croziers and Mighty Mitres have a bye week.

* DNP = Did not post

Zealous Zucchettos Week 7

Archbishop Gomez

Article in the Tiding’s promoting the Holy Father’s collection of writings on “The Environment” – 1 point

7/27 FB entry – 1 point

YouTube homily – 1 point

Overall, that’s 3 points.

BISHOP OLMSTED

Confirming the reason I drafted him, Bishop Olmsted reaffirm that St. Joseph’s Hospital is NOT an authentic Catholic hospital – prayin’ it counts as El Smackdown!

At least 1 point – hopefully 5!

ARCHBISHOP LISTECKI

Blog post responding to Colorado theater shooting – 1 point

Radio interview with Catholic Relief Services CEO Dr. Carolyn Woo – 3 points

4 points here…

Total: at least 8 points at most 12…either way, the Croziers win.

IF ONLY LAST WEEK WASN’T MY BYE WEEK, I’d’ve picked up the W for sure…that was a busy one!

Oh well, there’s always next week against the Acolytes…

Mighty Mitres Week 7

Heresy Hunters v. Mighty Mitres

The new archbishop of San Francisco:

Held a press conference on Friday about his new position.  The video of the presser has been removed from Ustream and made private.  I can, however, find a gazillion references to the event having been held in which he said:

“Marriage is the union of a man and a woman, because children can only come about with the embrace of a man and a woman together,” he said. “I don’t see how that’s discriminatory against anyone.”

Other than that he’s been pretty quiet.

The rest of my bishops are on silent retreat.  Really!

I will never, ever pick a bishop that doesn’t have Facebook, a blog, or Twitter.  NEVER!!

Week Seven – Crusading Croziers

Week Seven opponent: The Zealous Zucchettos

Playing Cardinal Wuerl, Bishop Coyne, Archbishop Carlson (sitting Bishop Sample)

Cardinal Wuerl 1.50 points

Mon 7/23 – 1 tweet – .25 pts
Tue 7/24 – 1 tweet – .25 pts
Wed 7/25 – 1 tweet – .25 pts
Thu 7/26 – 1 tweet – .25 pts
Fri 7/27 – 1 tweet – .25 pts
Sun 7/29 – 1 tweet – .25 pts

(to read Cardinal Wuerl’s twitter feed – click here)

Archbishop Carlson 1.00 points

Wed 7/25 – column – 1 pt

(to read Archbishop Carlson’s twitter feed – click here)

Bishop Coyne – 15.25 points

Mon 7/23 – 7 tweets – 1.75 pts
Tue 7/24 – 8 tweets – 2.00 pts
Tue 7/24 – 2 FB posts – 2.00 pts
Wed 7/25 – 7 tweets – 1.75 pts
Thu 7/26 – 8 tweets – 2.00 pts
Fri 7/27 – 10 tweets – 2.50 pts
Sun 7/29 – 9 tweets – 2.25 pts
Sun 7/29 – 1 FB post – 1.00 pt

(to read Bishop Coyne’s twitter feed – click here)

Total points: 17.75 points

Week Eight:  bye week (Opponent in week nine: Zealous Zucchettos…again!)

Quick Note About The Bye Weeks

The Rules & Scheduling Committee has determined that manager’s are not required to use the rotation they would have used if there had been no bye week, when you resume play post bye week.  In other words, you have the option to use any rotation you want – even the one you used for the week prior to your bye week.  The same rule applies for the duration of the season afterwards – you cannot field any bishop for more than three successive weeks.

The committee would also like to clarify rotations for the playoffs.  Teams that clinch a playoff position may field any rotation during the playoffs. For instance, if your team advances to the finals, you can play the same rotation that you fielded in the semi-final round.  In other words – play your best team.  Playoffs are entirely different from the regular season in that regard.
Please direct any questions to the combox.

Week Six Scores & Standings

SCORES

Almighty Acolytes 10, Crusading Croziers 5.75

Rocky Mounatin Hierarchs 4, Mighty Mitres 1

STANDINGS

EASTERN CONFERENCE
WINS LOSSES TIES POINTS SCORE
CROZIERS 5 1 0 10 139.50
ACOLYTES 4 2 0 8 89
ZUCCHETTOS 0 5 0 0 27.75
WESTERN CONFERENCE
WINS LOSSES TIES POINTS SCORE
HIERARCHS 4 2 0 8 49
HUNTERS 3 2 0 6 102
MITRES 1 5 0 2 26

WEEK SEVEN SCHEDULE

Heresy Hunters v. Mighty Mitres

Zealous Zucchettos v. Crusading Croziers

Almighty Acolytes & Rocky Mountain Hierarchs have a bye week.